On Things Like Coldplay CD's & So-Called 'Private Property'

The new Coldplay CD is out!

Oh… No, I don’t mean the official release. Gosh, who buys these things anyway? Be thankful some guy from the record company leaked it last night, or we’d have to wait days for Chris Martin’s weepy phonetics.

Illegal, you say? Purchasing CD’s is so 1990’s! Why should I waste my hard earned money on it while I can have the pleasure of double-clicking it into my hard drive? Or, say, Bronte’s Wuthering Heights, I got the e-book! It’s not like Emily’s in dire need of my cash, right? Besides, if I want it now, it’s much more convenient to just ask Google. The Hangover hasn’t even hit theaters around here, but it sure hit my computer screen three months ago! Why should I be the one to wait for things to be released around here? It would take ages! If I have access to what I want, and I can conjure a wait to get it, then there’s really nothing around to stop me. This way, I don’t even have to leave my home to acquire what I want. I don’t think it can get much better than that. Plus, I think those big corporations have plenty of suckers feeding their egos, they don’t need us. We have a constitutional right to grab as we wish! Eh, okay, that may not be entirely true, but it should be.

What gives them the right to copyright everything? Honestly, if they can copyright, we can un-copyright to our whim, too.

Faster = Easier = Better.

Simple equations have never let me down.