I think it may have been my fault the ozone layer got that infamous hole. Eh, it can’t have been only my wrong; it was the 80's, for crying out loud! Everyone lived off of hairspray and soft rock.
Now, I know I should have thrown my coffee cup away on the bin, but I missed the shot by a few feet. It’s not my fault I never quite became that professional basketball player. You can’t blame me for crappy aiming skills, can you? The preservation of the environment is not a task I should be forced to handle or care for myself. There are plenty other Green-freaks tying loose ends at bamboo conferences, and I’m just not one of ‘em. I don’t feel like watching my oxygen intake should be one of my main priorities, what a hassle! I can find much more pleasure in sleeping in with the air conditioning on full and a pizza box biodegrading under my bed.
The preservation of the environment is a current solution for a long-term problem, and as I see it, I’m not going to be around in a hundred years, so this solution has no immediate
gratification for me. It’s not like I can plant a tree and get an apple the next day! Where’s the fun in waiting a few centuries for a freakin’ fruit? Exactly. No fun at all.
For now, I think I’ll just stick to my fries, hairspray, and soft rock. The ozone layer can zone-out for a while longer, anyway.
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As such, you are not living a life of ethic. Society will clearly benefit from each and every person that decides to aid the environment. However, it is your choice and it is your full responsability, so think ahead to the future and imagine the damage that the planet will have. That will be in part your fault.
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