Ever been caught stealing? How about lying? Well, I’m sure you’ve at least been caught cheating, like on last week’s exam. Honestly, what’s so wrong about this? You’re doing what you have to do to avoid negative repercussions. That’s what any sentient, reasonable human being would do. Or heck, at least what every human should do. It’s all about feelin’ good, man. I bet my marbles you wouldn’t feel so hot if you mom figured out you’ve been taking money from her purse for your personal Friday night outings, and y’know, she won’t miss it, it’s just a few green. Stealing is just a crafty way to get your hands on what you want, not much more. Besides, that’s what life is all about- the good side, the pleasure. I bet you’re just itching to know what the key to happiness is, eh? Allow me to let you in on a little secret: It’s all about pleasure. If cheating on the exam means acing it, and getting dad to lend you his new car, then bring on the cheat sheet! If your best friend’s hair looks like it was chewed on by a goat and you’d rather avoid the waterworks, a little white lie won’t do any harm past relieving you off comforting duty. It’s all means to an end, as long as the end means your own personal gain, of course. Egoism? Nah. Hedonism? Just ask Dorian Grey, it sure turned out nicely for him.
Remember, you can have your cake and eat it, too.
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